V2 Chapter 2:   “Well, I get it. I’ll believe you for now. So, what do you want?” “What do I want? Isn’t it you who has something to say, Zero?” “Huh? No way a pervert like you has anything important to say.” “Are you really sure about that?” …This guy isn’t making much sense….

V2 Chapter 1: Nah, I Ain’t in Deep Trouble  “I’ve translated the first volume of ‘American Faux,’ but unfortunately, the translation got cut off. I’ll continue with volume 2 soon. If you have any feedback or suggestions regarding the translation or writing, please don’t hesitate to let me know! Thank you all” Ever since I,…

Chapter 16. That, how was it?  Me, Gusu-oyake, and the Chibi leave that room and go to where the Speck maid is waiting. The Speck then leads us back to Gusu-oyake’s room in silence. There, we’re given tea… to drink. “Fuu,” I breath out. “Hey, Gusu-oyake.”“Yes…?”“That, how was it?”“Etto, I am not sure.” So, it’s…

Chapter 15. Everything’s wrong!!  Argh, damn it. I hate this. I glare at the Speck as she guides us from the front. Gusu-oyake, now changed into a white dress, gracefully walks right behind her. Still, is that outfit really all that big of a deal? Ahre? Am I fine the way I am? Well… it’ll probably…

Chapter 14. Bastard, you a faker?  Looks like this is Gusu-oyake’s room. What’s with this place!? It’s filled with antique looking furniture. The bed has a ceiling? For what? Why does it have something like that? “Ohh, the cushion is fluffy too.”“Ahaha, something like a canopy bed must not be an item the average person gets to…

Chapter 13. I’m positive, you’re the daughter of a corrupt merchant.  A wall, there’s a huge wall. I can see a gate in the middle of the wall. Through the gate is a town and a castle. We’ve finally reached the royal capital. “Zero-san, over there is the royal capital of the Orphan kingdom, located…

Chapter 12. You, are you a freaking sheltered girl?!!  Progress down the highway, we’re making progress. We’re heading towards the Royal Capital. We won’t get there if we don’t keep going. Yet, despite all thaat… “Hey, Gusu-oyake.”“This is impossible. I can’t walk anymore…”“You, are you a freaking sheltered girl?!!” We ain’t making any progress. We’ll…

Chapter 11. …I can’t do anything more than listen.  Me and Gusu-oyake have a fun packed carriage ride.  It’ll take us about three days to get to the royal capital.  The weather’s looking to be real nice, too. …That’s what I thought it’d be like anyway. Gusu-oyake collapsed out of nowhere.  Me and the chibi…

Chapter 10. Arh? Pretty sure the first strike wins in a brawl.  Come morning, and as expected, Gusu-oyake still hasn’t woken up.  You have no intention of waking up on your own.  Don’t blame me for what comes next. Me and the chibi use leaf sap to draw a kabuki pattern on her face.  Such a…

Chapter 9. Somehow, it’s all my fault.  I explain as we eat dinner in the cave.  Gusu-oyake earnestly listens to me.  Isn’t this what would have happened if she straight up listened to me in the first place?  She says, “I see, various things make sense now.” “You believe me?” “I do.  Zero-san, your wear a…

Chapter 8. Seems like you get it, I guess.  Morning comes, we’re still at the inn.  I hit the door, but there’s no response.  The chibi hit the door together with me, but still nothing happens.  In other words, it’s that.  Gusu-oyake’s still asleep.  Well, I guess she’s exhausted. I have breakfast at the inn,…

Chapter 7. You want a pipe?  The Jijii’s house is on the outskirts of town.  For some reason or another, it’s a strange building.  Something that looks like a chimney is on the outside and connects to something that looks like a furnace. What is this place?  Seriously, Jijii, what kinda person are you? I say, “Alright,…

Chapter 6. Ugh, I’ll see you home!  Gusu-oyake asks me a strange question just as we’re reaching the town.  “Zero-san, would you mind covering yourself with that hood before we enter?” “Ahh?” Hood?  Oh, she means my parka.  Why’s she want me to do something annoying like that?  I bet it’s some sort of tradition,…

Chapter 5. Ah, right, what’s a spirit? A sound wakes me the following morning.  This some sort of joke?  Who’s up this early in the morning? Despite the irritation from being woken up, I look towards the remains of the extinguished camp fire in order to investigate the sound.  There I find a chibi wearing a…

Chapter 4. So, what’s magic? The chibi and I lay the red head shorty on the grass and wait for her to wake up.  Waiting, a ton of waiting. Her shoulders tremble and a noise escapes her. I say, “This girl, is she finally gonna get up?” There’s some drool rolling down from her smile. She…

Chapter 3. Moron, you’re sick! —Ahh, today’s another nice day.  I’ve gotten used to living in the forest.  Should I catch another rabbit and make it into a luxurious dinner?  Actually, catching some fish wouldn’t be too bad either.  Today marks my fifth day living in this forest.  It’s all thanks to the chibi teaching…